Face Ache, Cats, Silhouette of a Black Cat

The verse inside the card states, Cats still love you when your hair goes wrong
When a Cat goes to the toilet, It tries not to leave a trace
You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where he is
Cats don't care about what size your boobs are
Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matterer how much cellulite you have
When a cat comes in at midnight, it doesn't wake you up by smashing into every item of furniture
If you stroke a cat it won't leap on you for sex
You won't mind that uch if a cat brings a bird home every night
Cats never pretend they know how to fix the computer
A cat always comes in sober after being out all night.